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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

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starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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angle-of-depression:

ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

idk about a german word but there is an English phrase: go to church

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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